What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:38
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do you know when your skirt is too short?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Still no good
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can a meme heal what therapy can't?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Which screenshot of Hollywood can get 1002 upvotes?
Then came..
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
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